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Lot #100
Hendrik Paul
Solitary Alignment
4x5 Contact Print
Value: $300
Opening bid: $150 -
Lot #101
Claire Jackel
Ashes of Artworks in Hand Crafted Urn
Ashes of artworks burned into completion in handmade
urn by artist’s mother
Value: $200
Opening bid: $75 -
Lot #102
Allison Taylor
The Bowl
To put things in
15” diameter glazed ceramics
Value: $150
Opening bid: $50 -
Lot #103
Josette Halstrom
A Year of Self-Help Shirts
Subscribe to a monthly self-help t-shirt publication,
and begin every month with a new resolution written
on a t-shirt or tank top.
Value: $240
Opening bid: $80 -
Lot #104
Kit Rosenberg
Dust and Wax Portraits
Artist cleans patron’s home and creates a portrait of
the patron from the dust collected (sealed in beeswax).
Value: $400
Opening bid: $150 -
Lot #105
Jenn Karson and Sandhya Kumar
San Francisco's Two-Tone Foghorn
Own what is likely one of the only archived recordings
of an SF/Oakland Bay two-tone foghorn. Purchase this
item and support ongoing research on this important
ephemeral subject of San Francisco history.
Media type: CD
Value: $75
Opening Bid: $25 -
Lot #106
Colby Claycomb
Seven Dwarves for Home or Garden
All of Snow White’s Dwarves for home or garden cast
in plaster.
Value (lot of seven): $150
Opening bid: $50 -
Lot #107
Anna Schneider
Freshly Stolen Wildflowers
Winning bidder is presented with a hand picked
bouquet of wildflowers stolen while walking around
San Francisco’s Mission district.
Value: $85
Opening Bid: $20 -
Lot #108
Christophe Piallat
Pinball
Magnet and pushpin sculpture, 4 x 4 inch
Value: $110
Opening Bid: $50 -
Lot #109
Kimberly Rowe
Water Drawing
Double-sided drawing using graphite and water at
Fort Mason, in a custom frame. 13 x 40 inch
Value: $375
Opening Bid: $175 -
Fund-A-Need
Stephanie Inagaki
Hime
To experience this performance, choreographed and designed by the artist, the audience must give $250. This price can be reached by a single generous donor, or can be reached though a collective approach. We are looking for 25 bids of $10 each for this experience.
Value: $250
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Lot #201
Dori Latman
Craft Services
The artist will cater your event – themed food and drink, handcrafted decorations, and a mobile service cart. Patron pays for additional event materials.
Value: $200
Opening bid: $100 -
Lot #202
Hannah Piper Burns
Singing Telegram
Patron decides on costume and what message/song she will deliver, and how she sings it. Must be sung before June 1 and within San Francisco city limits.
Value: $150
Opening bid: $100 -
Lot #203
Nicole Lattuca
Personal Advice Hotline
7 days a week from noon to 5 PM the patron can call
the artist on a dedicated advice hotline. Chocolate or
vanilla? To floss or not to floss? No decision is too
small, she is at your disposal!
Value: $300
Opening Bid: $100 -
Lot #204
John Melvin
Experienced Slave
John Melvin will do whatever you say for 8 hours. Auction
price pays for him to show up, additional costs for
additional “labor” will be negotiated upon meeting.
Value: $500
Opening Bid: $80 -
Lot #205
Josh Keller
Cookie Consultation Session
Meet with artist at his home, discuss your idea of the
perfect chocolate chip cookie, select a recipe from his
cookie archives, bake a batch together and enjoy.
Patron also receives the rest of the batch of cookies and
a copy of the recipe.
Value: $200
Opening bid: $70 -
Lot #206
Elinor Diamond
Foreclosure Cakes
Vanilla Cake with frosting, created by professional cake
artist Elinor Diamond, as a recreation of foreclosed
homes. Have your cake and eat it too.
Value: $300
Opening bid: $100 -
Lot #207
Heather Van Winckle
Capture/Caption: The Camping Trip
4"x3" digital print with caption written on paper
Winning bidder receives this print from a camping trip in Spring
2008 and a personal memory about the captured event written on
paper. After the auction, the winning bidder will select from a
checklist of possible story criteria, which the artist will use to
focus on when writing the caption of the event. The artist will
present the completed work to the winner no later than May 22nd,
2009. Receive your own constructed memory.
Value: $150
Opening bid: $75 -
Lot #208
Colby Claycomb
The Artist Just Sits and Listens to You for 4 Hours and 33 Minutes
Pizza and beer warmly accepted at the meeting.
Value: $200
Opening bid: $50 -
Lot #109
Nina Elder
Me Making Your Life Better! An Undisclosed yet Specific
“Personal Media Intervention”
Winning bidder chooses from 3 options relating to the bidder’s
personal collection of media
Value: $75
Opening Bid: $35 -
Lot #301
Betsy McCall
Guided trip to the Venice Biennale and the Art Monastery Project in Umbria
We will plan a trip for two according to the winning bidder’s specifications, e.g. desired quality of accommodation, transportation preferences, dates, etc. Bid price buys trip organizing services and art/culture guides. The patron pays for his/her own tickets, accommodation, etc.
Value $2,500
Opening bid: $500 -
Lot #302
Justin Hoover
The Auction Itself
Winner receives the ephemera from this piece and the right to have Justin Hoover recreate a similar auction at your discretion. Patron pays for any additional expenses such as infrastructure rental or artwork transportation.
Value $4,000
Opening Bid: $500